Real Life Experiences Turn Into Classic Jokes

See how the written words can make a difference PEOPLE can actually write such applications. This is an actual collection of leave letters and applications written by some people.

A candidate's application :
This has reference to your advertisementcalling for a 'typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am Applying for the post.

An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave.

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day".

A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..."

Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10days leave."

Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."