T-Shirt Slogans

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most !
99% of all women are beautiful. The remaining 1% are in my college !
My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate... So, Now I've got 2 girlfriends !
It's a unfair life... So many girls, so little time !
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
Women are like elephants. Look at them... But never own one.
Not all men are fools... Some stay Bachelors.