• You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ; You = perfect ; Me = liar.
• I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
• I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !
• u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u r 100% stupid to believe these words.
• A good speech should b like a women's skirt... Long enough to cover the subject, And short enough to create interest.
• Santa singh tells his girlfriend, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home". When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home
• The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes all things beautiful, Why doesn't it rain on you?
• This msg can only be read by a SEXY person: ................ Try again ...................... Sorry, i guess your just not sexy................... HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!
• If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !
• I Pray to God to Bless you, guide you, save you, give you peace, joy and $1000000000. 50-50 OK ? You also pray !
• Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
• There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
• Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
• Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
• Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH YOUR TEETH !
• Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
• Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. [ Credits : Richa ]
• If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4. [ Credits : Richa ]
• What do U call a FAT Woman waiting for someone?........ MOTI-vating! [ Credits : Kalpesh ]

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